Tree Fitty

You know you found a good coffee shop when the dude behind the counter charges you something different every time you order exactly the same thing.

MONDAY
Me: "I'd like a large hot chocolate, no whip cream, please."
Dude: "okay. two fifty"

TUESDAY
Me: "I'd like a large hot chocolate, no whip cream, please."
Dude: "uhm, two twenty five"

WEDNESDAY
Me: "I'd like a large hot chocolate, no whip cream, please."
Dude: "okay. that's... two... *cash register noises* thirty six"

THURSDAY
Me: "I'd like a large hot chocolate, no whip cream, please."
Dude: "hey, man you like hot chocolate, don't you?"
Me: "yeah. I don't like coffee."
Dude: "HA! cool, man."
Me: "How much is that?"
Dude: "Oh, yeah. two bucks."